pillow fight

i was sitting in peace
reading thoughts
writing lines of poetry
when all of a sudden,
a pillow hit me
i was infuriated when
my assailant said:
"i have hit you
with a pillow and
now you must hit me
before 2 days or i win."
without thinking,
i went to my garage
and i grabbed a crowbar
i went back to my room
and hit my assailant
directly in the nuts.
he keeled to the floor
and i laughed at him
for his stupidity
'tis when i said:
"i had hit you
with a crowbar
now, you cant hit me
because you are in pain
and you're going to die."
and i hit him again
and again and again
until i was out of breath
and he was out of life.